My sister-in-law was trying to corral the kids after having come back from the beach. They were being washed off in a shower that is outside the house. She then told them to go in to their rooms and get dressed. The two oldest walked by the foosball table and said they wanted to play. “No naked foosball!” was her reaction. I mentioned to her that I had anticipated going through my entire life without hearing that sentence. She replied that she says things all the time that she never expected to have to say. I went upstairs and got another example. “Please do not smother the baby…”
There is a store around the corner that is called “Birthday Suits.” I haven’t looked in it yet, but I’m thinking maybe I ought to…