I have been assured that these things are commonplace with kids, but since I’m not really in the loop, i still find them humorous. Today a bunch of us were sitting around the table when the inevitable head count started. One kid was running around outside, the other had gone to the bathroom some time ago. The father grabbed a roll of TP and went looking for her in one of the many bathrooms we have at the vacation house. He said he found her sitting on the john singing “The star spangled banner,” and complaining that there wasn’t any TP. We all waited until the mother explained that the star spangled banner is her potty song…
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