There is a kid on the block that has a little kid’s bike. It blares out an annoying tune over a horn whenever he pedals. The tune changes, but the sound is always grating and horn like… It is the first horn that I have heard that has both Le Marseilles AND Dixie on it. The comic effect has worn off, especially since the parents allow the kid to ride at all hours of the night. I can’t tell which would be worse, breaking the kid’s heart by destroying the bike, or breaking the parent’s heart by killing the kid… Hey, you try falling asleep to a horn playing Dixie…
Isaac